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By Mristine (Christine) Rosaline-Katlyn Wang

Hi! It's me, Mristine Rosaline-Katlyn Wang to be more precise. (Pronounce, Cat-Lin.) You can call me Katlyn. I live in Sydney as you know and it's pouring a lot of showers! My cat, Balina and my dog, Casey are stuck outside in this horrid shower storm! It's a Wednesday afternoon and it has been horrid so far. I don't know why my parents wanted me to enroll James An College at first. I hate it! I hate tutoring. Observe: We have to get up really early on a Saturday morning and get up our knickers. Also, it's Wednesday- right? Well, I still haven't finished my Maths Workbook, Maths Problems and worse, my G.A! General Ability. I can't find my G.A book but I am still finding it. If I tell mum, lucky she is not on period but she can get really mad if she wants to. I think I left my G.A book in class. What am I going to do? Tell mum? No way! Apart from that, school holidays are whizzing so fast. I just hope when I am back at school, no more embarrassing moments. Since Term 3, it has been horrible at school! Not by teachers, I hardly ever get in trouble; by the students sitting on my table! OK, my favorite show is Merlin. You know Merlin? That epic episode on Channel 10? Well, it's not my fault I like it so much and I wouldn't miss ONE episode the boys and a girl at my table keeps teasing me about how I want to marry the cast and stuff. BUT I DO NOT!!!!!!!! There are some real bullies sitting on my table. Especially the boys. Morons, I should say but in a child-friendly way. Next door's teacher, 4R is who I realllllly hate. The teacher next door is tough and real mean. Stuff that. Sometimes I just want to mess up her desk so she can get sacked. Last time she had been mean to me was the Talent Quest. Stupid talent! This time was teasing that teacher secretly (Don't tell ANYONE!) with my friends. Next time, will be a punch in the face. Or maybe a hit with a pointe shoe. Yes, I do ballet but I just do it for fun, unless, it is exams, which I take seriously. Anyway, I can't wait to go to middle school!!! When I get to year 10, I hope I get in Star School or whatever it's called and be with people who really like music, like me. I'm the only one in the class who loves music, and plays two kinds of music with exams. Also, I love animals, which makes me special in class. Mostly, I feel really bored at school because no one likes to talk about music or animals like I do. I have three top three besties: I will give you their initials: O, C and M. But, believe me, when O and C are together, it is dangerous and vile. When C and M are together, annoyance will come to you! I have this girl bully who sits next to me at school who is Animal Cruelty. She throws her pizza rubbish on the floor and grasslands all the time, and that is why I hate her for. Well not HATE. Maybe detest or dislike. Lots of people are animal cruelty. Like the Asian people. More like the Asian girls in my class. A Vietmese one who is way lazy enough to go to her own bin. She always asks you to throw her banana peels or whatever in the bin. I'm still her best friend, but when holidays are over, I'm going to pretend I don't know her. (Can you find out am I joking or not joking?) Anyway, here are my good things you wanna know or not:

Fave movies:

1. Diary of a Wimpy Kid
   
2. Music and Lyrics
   
3. Aquamarine (Perfect for Valentines!)
   
4. High School Musical 1, 2, 3
   
5. Coraline
   

Fave SHOWS:

Merlin (Ha-ha very funny.)

Dance Academy

Creature Features

Charmed (Watch it in the day only!)

Fave interests:

Music

Animals

Most disliked thing in the world:

Math homework and James An Collage or any tutoring in the world.

That's all for now, bye! Mum is still on the phone so I guess I have to wait until I practice my piano! Xox, Katlyn.